Your dumbest move?

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OmnislashXX
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Your dumbest move?

Post by OmnislashXX » Sat Jul 06, 2019 2:40 pm

Thought I would share because stories like these are humorous.

I told Frank about Patrick then followed him outside and watched him knock Patrick out. I then picked up his booze - with Frank and Leah present. You can pretty much surmise what happened after that.

DJStabs
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Re: Your dumbest move?

Post by DJStabs » Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:08 pm

I tried to pour the laxatives into Ashley’s soda right in front of her...

peter980
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Re: Your dumbest move?

Post by peter980 » Sat Jul 06, 2019 5:05 pm

Telling Frank that I drunk 12 shots.

This was in my first playthrough of the game ever. In the first minute of playing.

erasmus
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Re: Your dumbest move?

Post by erasmus » Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:59 pm

The first time I played, I jerked off on Frank. His smooth, glistening curvature and the height at which it presented itself was irresistible. Then, after back pedaling away from the completely unarousing and non-sexual fisting that was rapidly encroaching upon my personal "bubble", I tried to enter the downstairs bathroom. But instead of finding the reassuring portcullis of a cozy 3x3 safe space -- of course veterans knew this was coming from the first word of my story -- my mouse somehow found Ashley's goddamn motherfucking top, and the ensuing dialogue was just long enough to fist my fate. Seal my fate.
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Vira-C
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Re: Your dumbest move?

Post by Vira-C » Mon Jul 08, 2019 5:51 am

erasmus wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 8:59 pm
The first time I played, I jerked off on Frank. His smooth, glistening curvature and the height at which it presented itself was irresistible. Then, after back pedaling away from the completely unarousing and non-sexual fisting that was rapidly encroaching upon my personal "bubble", I tried to enter the downstairs bathroom. But instead of finding the reassuring portcullis of a cozy 3x3 safe space -- of course veterans knew this was coming from the first word of my story -- my mouse somehow found Ashley's goddamn motherfucking top, and the ensuing dialogue was just long enough to fist my fate. Seal my fate.
Ashley's top is such a trap. How many times i untied it without purpose, just wanting to talk to her ...

tripod
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Re: Your dumbest move?

Post by tripod » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:56 pm

Not really a dumb ass move, I thought it was an answer to getting away from Frank.

Told Frank I was plastered, and haul ass to upstairs bathroom and was able to lock the door,,,,,,,,,, buttttt Frank is relentless and just wont give up. The result is still the same. Yepp Had to start over..

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