Completely uninstalled the game, removed both Eek folders, re-installed it, made sure the DLC was not installed, the beta mode was not enabled, turned off Razer Synapse (don't think I have any other apps like it), ran it, still crashes once I press any key.

Yes, I play it on Steam.

The game used to work perfectly fine on my computers, but ever since the update I can't even get past the "press any button to continue" screen, meaning I don't even get as far as the menu, it just crashes. The "Crashes" folder is completely empty. Running Windows 10 with: Intel ...