Hello everybody, nice to meet you all.
So I came across the Jim Sterling review on this game a few weeks ago, he of course was condescendent and thought it was shit, I thought it was awesome, so after checking out the game I got in on a steam sale. I played the game for a while and found about the custom modes, played a few of them and I told myself "I can do that". Well, I can't.
My original idea was to make a little mod in order to have all the girls naked, wasted and at the same place with the love positions unlocked after the end of the original history. Did so and thought it would be funny to personalize some of the dialogue: girls saying my name, revealing my darkest secrets and create a few new scenarios. I started working on that, I have zero experience with unity or any kind of game development, and after sinking several hours into it I realized that it would take me a significant amount of effort to make something half decent, since I'm kind of an idiot.
As a result of this epiphany I decided to put actual effort on something for a change and make a story worth releasing to you guys, I want to make you happy. I ditched the original story, the references to myself and weirdest stuff in favour of a timeless love story. As such, I present to you...
A MAN WITH A DREAM
But her hot daughters have been behaving strange lately and on top of that your annoying sister came for a quick visit... a month ago. Things aren't working out and Brittney is starting to distance herself, you can't risk losing the love of your life! This shit must be fixed tonight, by any means necessary.
Rachael: Brittney's older daughter, she's kind of a bitch and doesn't care much about you.
Katherine: Brittney's younger daughter, the opposite to Rachael, she's naive and nerdy, and admires her step daddy a lot
Vickie: Katherine says she is a school friend and is supposedly at the house to do homework with her, but the fact that you haven't met her previously and looks suspiciously like a hooker raises too many eyebrows with Brittney and Rachael. You just think she's hot.
Stephanie: Your little sister, you haven't seen her for years but recently she showed at the house for a visit and has stayed there since. She drinks too much, she smokes pot and is a fuck up in general. You and her have some history together back from your teenager days, that you are not really interested in reliving.
THEMES AND FAIR WARNING
All sex depicted is healthy and consensual and all the caracthers are portrayed as 18 or more. If those ages don't make sense to you in the context of the story don't look at me, ask Japan.
NON SPOILER QUEST LIST SO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF SHIT ARE YOU DIVING INTO
Just an old trick
A grateful guest
Exposing the truth
Even higher hopes
BUY THE SEASSON PASS TO GET INSTANT ACCESS TO THIS AWESOME DLC QUESTS***
The boys are back in town
*** More on that topic below
TIPS, CHEATS AND NOTES
If you skip all the text and don't know what to do, the quest log will explain to you very clearly what to do. If you still don't know what to do, try asking the girls for a second time.
One of the items in the house, used in the original main game, will take you straight to end, though depending on your progress at the point you trigger the cheat it wil likely fuck with most of the scripts, so save before using it.
Madison isn't featured in the game because I couldn't figure out a way to write her into the plot. I did write a character and quest for Amy, but I don't know why I'm unable to get her to stay in one place, not sure if there is a bug with the creator or there's a trigger buried somewhere that I can't find, so I ditched her.
I also wrote a quest for the boys but again I wasn't able to do what I intented so I ditched them too. Fuck them. On that note thought if you explore the house thoroughly (or the game randomly fucks up at the beginning, both scenarios are possible) you will have a hint of what happened to them. If at some point I figure out how to do what I imagined maybe I'll update the game with the cut quests. That is if you buy the seasson pass, of course.
If someone can explain me how to get rid of the resting time, I'll update that into the game as free DLC.
English is not my native language so excuse any grammar errors and weird word placement, non native speakers should be fine. Also there's no academy for bitch teenager slang, so if you feel like some sentences are ripped off life is strange's Cloe, is because they are.
**NEW** PATCH NOTES
Fellow creator mada7 has been nice enough to explain me how to remove the orgasm recharging bar, this allows to fix a few scenarios with mandatory sex scenes because they wouldn't trigger if it was recharging, also the penis will be automatically out at the start as well. The function has been added to the "fuck pussy" command with the wheel in the post game for all the girls as well, so you won't have to wait around for it. An unforeseen positive side effect is that using the command will also recharge in the middle of the sex, so you can make it last as long as you want without having to reset.
Also a few set of dialogue have been fine tuned.
A WORD TO DEVELOPERS
I have the feeling that this game can gain some traction, there are some good ideas in there and also lack of competition, but the game runs like shit, has plenty of bugs and the load times are almost unbearable. The creator also lacks features and has inconsistencies, so to build a community you should improve on that otherwise you will only atract creeps like me. Release the game, make it awesome and people will be super happy to throw money at you, look at the honey select community to see the lenghts people will go for digital titties, and that's in a situation were Illusion refuses to sell the game to us.
I have read in the forums something about a new project called office party: DON'T EVEN FUCKING THINK of selling us another early access game without finishing this one, it wont end well neither for you nor your customers.
That's all, hope you all have fun with it. I have played through it dozens of times while testing so I don't even know if it's any good anymore, you will be the judge of that.
Back to my cave
A random guy